You probably shouldn't be at a children's hospital if...
...you're 17 and telling us about your tattoos of your "baby momma" and your 3 year old son.
...you're 20 and we unintentionally walk in on you laying on top of your lesbian lover.
...you're 21 and came here because you have a baby, even though she didn't need treated.
...you're 19 and married...even if you do still live with mom.
...you're 21 and your tox screen comes back positive for opiates, marijuana and amphetamines.
(All true stories of recent encounters I've had)
This is a children's hospital...made for kids and childhood conditions. Never growing up doesn't qualify you as a childhood condition.
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